The Italian Elbow
THE I T A L I A N ELBOW
An Italian grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson who is coming to
visit with his wife.
“You comma to de fronta door of the apartamenta. I am inna apartamenta 301.
There issa bigga panel at the fronta door. With you elbow, pusha button 301.
I will buzza you in. Come inside, the elevator is on the right. Get in and with you elbow, pusha 3.
When you get out, I’ma on the left. With you elbow, hit my doorbell.”
“Grandma that sounds easy, but, why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow?
“What . . . .. .. You comin empty handed?”