The Italian Elbow

THE I T A L I A N ELBOW
An Italian grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson who is coming to
visit with his wife.

“You comma to de fronta door of the apartamenta. I am inna apartamenta 301.

There issa bigga panel at the fronta door. With you elbow, pusha button 301.

I will buzza you in. Come inside, the elevator is on the right. Get in and with you elbow, pusha 3.

When you get out, I’ma on the left. With you elbow, hit my doorbell.”

“Grandma that sounds easy, but, why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow?

“What . . . .. .. You comin empty handed?”

Best Regards,
Roz

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About Roz Weitzman's World

Living and working in China since 2005. Loving the experience. Want to keep in touch with my friends and family all over the world! I publishes my Chinese Cookbook called 'Roz Weitzman's World of Chinese Comfort Food'. This week I published my latest in my series of Chinese cooking called "Roz Weitzman's World of Yunnan Food". You can have a look at it on my newly launched website, www.rozweitzmansworld.com where you can browse all my books and see the interesting stuff I'm doing. Please won't you scribble a thought or two. I really appreciate your comments! AND IF YOU SHOULD WISH TO REPOST MY RECIPES OR OTHER OF MY POSTS ON YOUR OWN BLOG, BE SO KIND AS TO POST A LINK BACK TO MY BLOG AND GIVE ME CREDIT FOR MY ORIGINAL WORK. MANY THANKS IN ADVANCE.

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