Monthly Archives: May 2011

A Woman’s Place…Brilliant

WOMEN WHO KNOW THEIR PLACE
Barbara Walters, of 20/20, did a story on gender roles in Kabul, Afghanistan, several years before the Afghan conflict.

She noted that women customarily walked five paces behind their husbands.

She recently returned to Kabul and observed that women still walk behind
Their husbands. Despite the overthrow of the oppressive Taliban regime, the women now seem happy to maintain the old custom.

Ms Walters approached one of the Afghani women and asked, ‘Why do you now seem happy with an old custom that you once tried so desperately to change?’

The woman looked Ms Walters straight in the eyes, and without hesitation
Said, “Land mines.”

Moral of the story is (no matter what language you speak or where you go):

BEHIND EVERY MAN, THERE’S A SMART WOMAN!

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Perfectly Moist Carrot Cake Recipe

Perfectly Moist Carrot Cake
4 eggs
1-1/2 cups white sugar
1 cup brown sugar
1 cup oil
2 tsp vanilla
1-1/2 tsp baking soda Not Baking Powder
1/2 tsp salt
1 cup crushed pineapple and juice
6 medium carrots, grated
3 cups flour
4 tsp cinnamon
1 cup raisins
1 cup crushed walnuts
Preheat oven to 350degrees (185 c.). Mix all ingredients together. Pour into two 9″x11″ greased baking pans. Bake for 50 minutes or until toothpick tester comes out clean.

Cream Cheese Icing
1 8ounce package Philadephia Cream Cheese
1/2 cup melted unsalted butter
2 to 3 cups of icing sugar
Blend together until smooth. Cover the top of the two cakes. Refegerate.

My latest creation

Jennifer Fleischer
Active Kids Zone

New Technologies

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PICTURES FROM A TYPEWRITER! CHECK WHO DID THEM

This is really hard to believe…
it’s amazing….
This just goes to prove that a Disability
does not have to make you disabled.

He lived at Rose Haven Nursing Home ( Roseburg , OR ) for years.
Paul Smith, the man with extraordinary talent was
born in Philadelphia on September 21, 1921 with severe
cerebral palsy.
Not only had Paul beaten the odds of a life with spastic
cerebral palsy, a disability that impeded his speech
and mobility but also taught himself to become a master
artist as well as a terrific chess player even after
being devoid of a formal education as a child.
“When typing, Paul used his left hand to steady his right one.
Since he couldn’t press two keys at the same time,
he almost always locked the shift key down and made
his pictures using the symbols at the top of the number keys.
In other words, his pictures were based on these characters…..

@ # $ % ^ & * ( ) _.

Across seven decades, Paul created hundreds of pictures.
He often gave the originals away.
Sometimes, but not always, he kept or received a copy
for his own records.
As his mastery of the typewriter grew, he developed
techniques to create shadings, colors, and textures
that made his work resemble pencil or charcoal drawings.”
This great artist passed away on June 25, 2007,
but left behind a collection of his amazing artwork
that will be an inspiration for many.

(These pictures are unbelievable.
Strange we should just now be hearing about him.
Hope you enjoy them as much as I did.)

Typewriter Art
Can you believe that this art
was created using a typewriter?

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The Secret to a Long Marriage

A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of 11 children and were blessed with 22 grandchildren. When asked the secret for staying together all that time, the wife replies, ‘Many years ago we made a promise to each other: the first one to pack up and leave has to take all the kids….’

Senior Wedding

Be sure to read to the very end!!

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SeniorWedding

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Miami , are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore.. Jacob suggests they go in..

Jacob addresses the man behind the counter:

“Are you the owner?”

The pharmacist answers, “Yes.”

Jacob: “We’re about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?”

Pharmacist: “Of course, we do.”

Jacob: “How about medicine for circulation?”

Pharmacist: “All kinds.”

Jacob: “Medicine for rheumatism?”

Pharmacist: “Definitely.”

Jacob: “How about suppositories?”

Pharmacist: “You bet!”

Jacob: “Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer’s?”

Pharmacist: “Yes, a large variety. The
Works.”

Jacob: “What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson’s disease?”

Pharmacist: “Absolutely.”
Jacob: “Everything for heartburn and indigestion?”

Pharmacist: “We sure do.”

Jacob: “You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?”

Pharmacist: “All speeds and sizes.”

Jacob: “Adult diapers?”

Pharmacist: “Sure.”

Jacob: “We’d like to use this store as our Bridal Registry.”

Pharmacy

Vatican

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Gotta love this one, eh?……………….

Here is what Jeff Foxworthy has
to say about Canadians:

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from
September through May,
You may live in Canada .

If someone in a Home Depot store
Offers you assistance and they don’t work there,
You may live in Canada .

If you’ve worn shorts and a parka at the same time,
You may live in Canada .

If you’ve had a lengthy telephone conversation
With someone who dialled a wrong number,
You may live in Canada .

If ‘Vacation’ means going anywhere
South of Detroit for the weekend,
You may live in Canada .

If you measure distance in hours,
You may live in Canada .

If you know several people
Who have hit a deer more than once,
You may live in Canada .

If you have switched from ‘heat’ to ‘A/C’
In the same day and back again,
You may live in Canada .

If you can drive 90 km/hr through 2 feet of snow
During a raging blizzard without flinching,
You may live in Canada .

If you install security lights on your house and garage,
But leave both unlocked,
You may live in Canada .

If you carry jumper cables in your car
And your wife knows how to use them,
You may live in Canada .

If you design your kid’s Halloween costume
To fit over a snowsuit,
You may live in Canada .

If the speed limit on the highway is 80 km —
You’re going 95 and everybody is passing you,
You may live in Canada .

If driving is better in the winter
Because the potholes are filled with snow,
You may live in Canada .

If you know all 4 seasons:
Almost winter, winter, still winter,
and road construction,
You may live in Canada .

If you have more miles
On your snow blower than your car,
You may live in Canada .

If you find -2 degrees ‘a little chilly’,
You may live in Canada .

If you actually understand these jokes,
and forward them to all
your friends,

you definitely are Canadian and proud to be.

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