Blonde Speak – just too funny not to share!

A plane is on its way to Toronto, when a blonde in economy class gets up,
and moves to the first class section and sits down.
The flight attendant watches her do this, and asks to see her ticket.
She then tells the blonde that she paid for economy class, and that she will
have to sit in the back.
The blonde replies, “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to Toronto and I’m
staying right here.”
The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and the
co-pilot that there is a blonde bimbo sitting in first class that belongs in
economy, and won’t move back to her seat.
The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she
only paid for economy she will have to leave and return to her seat.
The blonde replies, “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to Toronto and I’m
staying right here.”
The co-pilot tells the pilot that he probably should have the police waiting
when they land to arrest this blonde woman who won’t listen to reason.
The pilot says, “you say she is a blonde? I’ll handle this; I’m married to
a blonde. I speak blonde.”
He goes back to the blonde and whispers in her ear, and she says, “oh, I’m
sorry” and gets up and goes back to her seat in economy.
The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asked him what he said to
make her move without any fuss.
I told her, “first class isn’t going to Toronto.”

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About Roz Weitzman's World

Periodically in China since 2005 to research my cookbooks and travel in China and southeast Asia. Loving the experience. Want to keep in touch with my friends and family all over the world! I published my Chinese Cookbook called 'Roz Weitzman's World of Chinese Comfort Food'. This week I published my latest in my series of Chinese cooking called "Roz Weitzman's World of Yunnan Food". Please won't you scribble a thought or two. I really appreciate your comments! AND IF YOU SHOULD WISH TO REPOST MY RECIPES OR OTHER OF MY POSTS ON YOUR OWN BLOG, BE SO KIND AS TO POST A LINK BACK TO MY BLOG AND GIVE ME CREDIT FOR MY ORIGINAL WORK. MANY THANKS IN ADVANCE.

Posted on Friday, March 18, 2011, in Just for Fun. Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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